Rather than write a commentary on it, the lemming has decided to open it up to a caption contest. Winners of the contest will receive absolutely nothing, I don't have cool prizes like BikeSnobNYC does. I am working on a contest with prizes, but nothing so far.
A picture can say 1000s of words, especially as grimacing bystanders watch you smack your face on your own front tire. So here we go, what is your caption?