tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3762624464637162838.post6143564357010481496..comments2024-01-23T05:57:09.392-07:00Comments on Bike Lemming: Life, liberty, and taxesBike Lemminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06966121465461355527noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3762624464637162838.post-10598636389315682972009-03-18T10:22:00.000-06:002009-03-18T10:22:00.000-06:00Ahh yes, the fixed gear carbon wheel must also be ...Ahh yes, the fixed gear carbon wheel must also be registered, as well as the size too small shirt and narrow little handlebars.Bike Lemminghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06966121465461355527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3762624464637162838.post-17590834767907134632009-03-18T09:39:00.000-06:002009-03-18T09:39:00.000-06:00Hahahaha. I enjoyed that. Please also tax people w...Hahahaha. I enjoyed that. <BR/><BR/>Please also tax people who ride fixed-gear bikes with aero wheels on them, especially those old school ones with the five, fat carbon spokes. Not only are those wheels not strong enough for constant, daily use, but they look stupid when you're going nowhere fast wearing rolled-up jeans and a something that resembles a size XS kid's T-shirt from the '80s.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3762624464637162838.post-82292934485036924642009-03-18T09:05:00.000-06:002009-03-18T09:05:00.000-06:00Now that is funny, I totally forgot about sleevele...Now that is funny, I totally forgot about sleeveless jerseys, they definitely need a tax, err, registration... Possibly a fine for farmer's tan while wearing the sleeveless jersey as well...<BR/><BR/>Nice Apocalypse Now reference!Bike Lemminghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06966121465461355527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3762624464637162838.post-65532742567307777692009-03-17T21:48:00.000-06:002009-03-17T21:48:00.000-06:00That's pretty damn funny.Maybe Triathlete tax:Muni...That's pretty damn funny.<BR/><BR/>Maybe Triathlete tax:<BR/><BR/>Municipalities can finally make good use of photo radar and fine, err, tax proportionately those riding bike trails based on the fullow criteria:<BR/><BR/>-full aero tuck<BR/><BR/>-sleeveless jersey (the horror)<BR/><BR/>-carbon wheelset<BR/><BR/>-wattage too low<BR/><BR/>-stupid Lance 110rpm cadence<BR/><BR/>Ok, just writing all of that makes me very afraid to ride tommorow in Seattle.<BR/><BR/>In my best Marlon Brando, Apocalpyse Now impression:<BR/><BR/>The horrors.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01450859571763458851noreply@blogger.com